Wednesday, February 04, 2009 @ 7:29 PM
4 FEBRUARY 2009
must see the lyrics and watch this:
Hey there Khalilah
Hey there, Khalilah, what’s it like in Baghdad City?
I’m 3,000 miles away but girl tonight you’re looking pretty
Can’t you see?You’re looking really hot, baby. Literally.
Hey there, Khalilah, I am at my latest booking
But I’m writing you tonight to say how much I miss your cooking
So I sob.
Wipe all my tears up with a mop.
There’s no kabob.
Oh, it’s how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat.
Hey there Khalilah, you stay good and cook some coosa
Til I’m back there making money at the Improv in Falluja
Give it time.
I’m bombing really bad this time.
No, not that kind.
Hey there, Khalilah, if I must eat one more Twinkie
Well I might just have to lick my arm and then bite off my pinky
What a scene. The only Arab food I see’s
Attached to me
Oh, it’s how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat.
3,000 miles is far away, but I just want kabob today
I’d eat it all up with a knife and fork.
Why am I so far from you? All they have here is bar-b-que
Which would be good except I don’t eat pork.
The ketchup here is really bad, the mustard’s not a deadly gas
This pizza box tastes better, that’s for sure
And it’s cardboard
Hey there, Khalilah, you’re tahini on falafal
No, you’re not sesame paste but girl I just can’t eat without you
So you know. I’ll have kabob when I get home.
And chug rose water like a pro
Cuz I do not like Domino’s
Oh no I don’t.
hehehe.
i like the The only Arab food I see’s attached to me part
haha.
anyway was having this convo with shermaine the other day..
apparently she wasn't having a very good day.
but i think i think thats wat made the convo so amusing.
lol.
S: JUST NOW SAW A CAT ON THE ROAD
S: LOOK LIKE ME
N: den u go kick it
N: lol
S: GOT EYES, EAR MOUTH BUT I NO WHISCKERS LAH
S: THEN I LAUGH AT IT
S: THEN HE LAUGH BACK
S: I TOOK A STICK AND POKE IT
S: THEN HE JUMP UP AND ATTACK ME
N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
N: U KNOW IM LIKE LAUGHING UNTIL NOW LOL
N: THE CAT LAUGH BACK LOL
N: WTH
S: THEN AFTER THAT I SHOUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
N: den he shout welle............
N: lol
S: THEN HE SAY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
S: THEN I WHACK IT BEFORE IT CN REACH ME
S: THEN HE FLY OFF ONTO THE ROAD
S: BANG THE CAR WINDSHIELD
S: FLUNG ONTO A TRUCK
S: THEN ONTO THE GROUND A LAMBORGHINI SPEED OVER IT
S: AND A CYCLIST STOP BY IT TO LOOK AT IT AND SAID
S: WOW!
S: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
S: THE FUCKING CAT GOT 9 LIVES
S: SO LIKE THAT STILL HAVE AROUND 3
S: STUPID
S: THEN I DAM ANGRY
S: VERY VERY ANGRY
S: BUT THE CATJUST SMILE AT ME
S: WITH THE
S: 'AHAHHAHAHA I'M ALIVE'
S: FACE
S: I SMACK IT
S: THEN HE CLAW MY LEG
S: WAH
S: I DAM DAM ANGRY
S: YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
N: u pour salt water into his eyes lol
S: WHAT THE HELL?
S: NO
S: I TOOK A SHAVER AND SHAVE AWAY ALL OF ITS FUR
S: THEN I GRAB IT'S TAIL AND SWING IT
S: SWING AND FLUNG IT AWAY
S: THEN HEAR A
S: 'MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW'
S: THEN BOOOM
S: THEN i THINK IT DIED
S: IDONTKNOW
S: HOPEFULLY
N: Sent a wink: knock knock
S: WHO'S THERE?
N: THE CAT...
N: I WANT MY FUR BACK U DUMBASS
S: YOU STUPID CAT
S: GO EAT YOUR SHIT
S: AND SOAK YOURSELF IN H2O
S: YOU IDIOTIC ASSHOLE WHO WASTE WATER SO NOW SCARED OF IT
S: STUPID
S: IF I SEE YOU AGAIN
S: TELL YOU YOU HAVE A MILLION LIVES ALSO NOT ENOUGH
S: rarrrw
N: MEOW U KUKUBIRD
N: I WILL TAKE A SCISSORS AND CUT UR PONYTAIL AND STUFF IT UP YOUR NOSE
S: YOU STUPID KITTY SHUT UP
S: BAD KITTY
S: YOU FATY POOOOO
S: EVEN GARFIELD NOT AS FAT AS YOU
S: FURLESS ASSHOLE
S: SO FAT NO FUR
S: LIKE SOME IDIOT
S: YOU NEH NEH POK
N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL FURLESS ASSHOLE
S: I CUT YOUR TAIL AND ATUFF UP YOUR ANUS
S: MY HAIR WILL GROW UNLIKE YOUR STUPID TAIL
S: HAHAHHAS
S: TAILESS FURLESS ASSHOLE
S: THINK YOU LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
N: HAHAHA OKAY STOP IT I LAUGH UNTIL MY MOUTH VERY SUAN ALR
N: lol shen jing bing
N: u need to see the doctor
N: tmr i bring u go coach daniel
amusing friend. lol.